The industrial revolution was the most revolutionary revolution of it's day! It didn't revolt against anything! It just gave us machines.
You have blueberries in february? Industrial Revolution. You live in someplace else than a farm? Indusrtial Revolution. You drive a Car? Industrial revolution. Pills Here? Industrial Revolution. Now less than 1% of people in America use farms. Although my Aunt does, but hey! She isn't american!
The Industrial Revolution is the reason I'm writing this blog! And this very blog post! And it is the only reason I am sitting in this very swivel chair! Yeah I have a swivel chair! Jealous?
Electricity was made by the industrial revolution.
Industrial Revolution= Mass Production. Therefore, our computer screens are mass produced. Our CPUs are mass produced. AND EVERY OTHER DAMN THING THAT I AM USING RIGHT NOW IS MASS PRODUCED.
Revolutions aren't really that revolutionary. Except this one.
Read the Blog About Only Me to read about games! Also caused by the Industrial Revolution.
Industrial Revolution is what created the basis of STEAMPUNK! Ah, got your attention. Haha.
Everyone loves Steam! Everyone loves Computers! Everyone loves houses! Everyone loves not farming! Thank Industrial Revolution!
Like your tiny heads? Thank INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION!
If you are an old man and hate machines, then would you rather live in a shack, without any sense of living in luxury? YOU SHOULD THANK THE BLOODY INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, YOU OLD FOOL!
Industrial revolution gave us more choices of travel from foot, horseback or boat! IT GAVE US CARS, AND AIRPLANES, AND LUXURY CRUISERS!
Your Tee is Mass-Produced. So if there was no Industrial Revolution, you would probably be naked right now.
Industrial revolution gave you almost everything in your BLOODAY HOUSE!
If you ever get an Xbox for Christmas, thank your parents, and then thank the INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION even more, because they did most of the work.
I love the industrial revolution.
The industrial revolution made it possible to read my blog. Which is, of course, the best blog on blogger. So you're lucky you have the industrial revolution.
Guns were made better in the Industrial Revolution.
Every waking and sleeping moment of your life is caused by the Industrial Revolution.
The spinning jenny was invented when the industrial revolution came along.
Coal is good for steam engines, which is why you went to the coal farms when you were 7. What? Did you say that it doesn't happen anymore? Damn it.
The Industrial revolution was better in Europe. Which means that Europe is superior. And New Zealand was founded by europe.
Doctor Who, my favorite show, was only able to be made because of the Industrial Revolution. So thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. I love Doctor Who. Yes, Whovians. I heard you say "Finally"
Coal is really good for powering steam engines because it burns for a long time.
All other revolutions have new flags and stuff, yeah, not important.
Your love interest friendzones you, industrial revolution. Wait, what?
Don't blame the industrial revolution. Girlfriends have friendzones way before the start of human civilization.
Sulfuric Acid was used in bleaching clothes! So that's why bleach smells so bad. I spilt it all over a guy once, and he stank for a week. Also, his clothes went pink. He was wearing a pink patch of clothes, haha.
Lead is needed for electricity, so lead mines were good.
Europe has a small population. So that's probably why you big populated american primitive inferiors took all your tech from us, good old Europe.
China was primed for an industrial revolution about the same time as Europe. But china did it quicker, with their beautiful newness. Therefore, china is probably superior. Because they are quick learners.
NZ is probably the place with the most farms. Come on to our farm!
Have you seen how many times I've written about revolutions? Must be 4 weeks of revolutions! If you know a good name for this, tell me in the comments!
Thomas Newcomen made the best steam engine. James Watt made it better. How is that possible? I dunno.
BTW, british FTW! We invented the industrial revolution! I may be New Zealander, but I have ancestors in Britan! And I also have ancestors in (Wait For It) Germany. So technically, I am half european!
I also am half Japanese. So I have a message to all you other Japanese and Koreans. Please, you can own anything! Just share and you guys would be better! But China, yes China, was close to the Industrial Revolution. Oh so close. Closer than the others.
I'm proud of Europe. Are you? Tell me in the comments.
Just to say one final thing, all of us have tech now! You know why? Because of Europe. Trololololol!
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