Latin Hurrvurrluurtians.

These new revolutions took place in mexico, they had nice hats, but they all looked similar, which meant they had a lot of friendly fire, which meant that the revolutions did not work out very well, and also, napoleon HAD to intervene? Seriously? Stupid Napoleon.

Nachos are delicious. Well, I'm not sure if they were in the Latin Revolutions, but that might be the case.

The first spanish king in mexico was french. Why french, why do you have to do these stupid yet seemingly awesome things?!

The french hate the americans, even after the americans saved their sorry asses from the damned nazis 2 times! TWO TIMES!

Well, deal with it french, the americans hate you right back. Just wait until WW3!

But we're talking about the spanish now. Heh. Ok. Spanish spread to a lot of places, including the place which I live in right now, the Philippines!

French HAD to go to Latin America, didn't they! They HAD to intervene. I am not in a good mood. The french always did things that intervene with Latin America. Like making a french guy king of the spaniards. Yeah, good job France.

The spaniards had a lot of friendly fire, and they were led by a stupid damn psycho priest. Who loved to revolt. And after that revolution failed, another stupid damn psycho priest came up, which was more successful than the other stupid damn psycho priest. The priests were pretty ticked off because of the french. So they said "Why don't we revolt?" and that idea changed history once again. Yeah, good job stupid damn psycho priests from the past.

The spaniards looked similar to their enemies, so they shot each other a lot. Yeah, good job ancient revolting Mexicans.

I wrote this extremely pessimistic blog post. Yeah, good job me.

Latin America is big and very diverse. Stupid napoleon also makes things complicated!

Brazil is gigantic, and a lot of spaniards lived there, which is why in Brazil, they almost always speak spanish. Whites born in the americas were called creoles.

Latin america has one of my favorite things! Nachos!

Everyone loves Brazil.

King João was really creepy, he has a soul-piercing stare. Soul-Piercing stare. It will pierce your soul. Burn into it and eat it up. He's also pretty ugly.

The Brazilian Revolution did not have much bloodshed.

Creoles tried to kill Peninsularies. But they acted basically identical, which meant that the peasants attacked the Creoles instead of the Peninsularies. And that meant this: "Ow stop shooting me" "But you're the enemy!" "I'M A CREOLE YOU IDIOT!" "Damn it! Wrong guy."

Latin america is now called South America. And it very spanish. Spaniards, unite!

What will the Creoles do? Do? Doo Doo. They're going to shoot each other by accident!

Napoleon has to stop messing with us. Stop messing with history, seriously Nap Nap.

Husbands had complete control over their wives. Not anymore. In fact, one of my friends has a mother who has complete control over his dad.

Women were not allowed to go to college. That's why there are so many males who are famous and smart. Sorry ladies, but you guys got us back with feminism. Feminism, oh feminism, please stop being so serious about everything. I want to call us mankind! Can't you just let that pass? We let you vote! You are now just like us! But you still want more. So now we let you have more. Now will you leave us alone?

Napoleon ruins everything. Napoleon, frickin' Napoleon, you're everywhere. He's behind me isn't he. HOLY CRAP!

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA. That's how I see Brazil, dancing in Rio! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA.

I'd like you to say goodbye! Goodbye! For another 3 weeks! I'm going to New Zealand! Loved ya and bye! Bye! Bye! More things are coming soon!