Haitan Revolutions

There is lots of sugar in haiti, which means lots of sugar was farmed.

Most slaves in Haiti are from africa, which does not mean that all slaves are african.

Wealthy people own slaves in haiti, which was a problem.

Slavery is very sad, so no slaves are happy.

Slaves did revolt.

Slaves were kinda happy about the revolution.

Slaves are angry, very angry. So angry that they chopped of heads of evil slave owners and showed them with pride.

Toussaint Louverture was a very good general, which means the slaves had a good general.

Louverture was captured and put in jail, where he died.

Usually, viruses kill lots of people. That's what happened to the french. So they died. FOREVAR!

The general of the french (not napoleon) was killed by sickness. Damn.

There is lots of death in wars, which means lots of famous people died. So would you like to be in a war? No.

Haiti was very valuable to the europeans. Because of the awesome sugar and coffee. That's what it was farmed for.

Most of the field workers at the sugar plantations were women, which is even MORE of a problem.

Freed slaves had slaves. Problem?

Slaves disliked being slaves, no surprise there.

Sugar is yummy, but that does not mean that you can go to Haiti and force people to get your sugar! I mean, seriously?

Slaves did not revolt for a long time. But then they did revolt. MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Attack! But then the french got killed.

GIANT SQUID OF ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disease is pretty much in the middle of history, it's a GIANT SQUID OF ANGER!

Disease is interfering with us. Aww my gawd. By the way, giant squid of anger is a confirmed saying for U-toob troll.

Disease just does not care. Really. By the way, you don't want to be enslaved.

Right now, I am smoking a fake cigarette made out of paper. What? Of course I won't smoke tobacco. I am now talking about tobacco because slaves farmed it. Farming tobacco plants is hard. That's why they force slaves to do it! Not anymore though, but still, please don't smoke! Thank you! Except you, chain smoker. And you, Mr Addicted.

There were lots of changes in france, which changed things in Haiti too! Although, not for long.

France owned haiti for a long time. But then the slaves revolted! REVOLT MEN!

By the way, the slave revolution started like this "Hey, sir? Yeah? Screw all of you."

Revolutions are great! Especially when it does something that changes people today!

Free the slaves! FREE THEM! Well now they are free! Woohoo!

Microbes are super self involved. Poor us. Microbes kill us! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Smoked beef called bukan was common in Haiti. It was great! But they ran out of cattle, so they could not sell it anymore. So after that, you know what happened. They started robbing spanish galleons. And they are europeans. Them are mexicans.

24,000 people in haiti were freed people of color. Aka african americans. What do you want me to call you guys? Tell me in the comments.

Slave life should have been improved. But it was a LOT better to revolt. No really guys, that was a smart move.

Poor working conditions, lots of death and disease plus a hint of pain. That's all slavery was for the poor slaves. And slavery still happens today! So stop slavery today! This is a message to everyone in africa! Of course, those who do not have a computer will not get the message. Those people are pretty much the ones who are enslaved! So STOP SLAVERY TODAY!

French love to steal stuff from spanish ships. Because they were loaded with awesome silver. Beautiful, beautiful silver. Silver is very expensive, which means you can get lots of money through it! That's why the french stole from them.

The french usually had 200 slaves per plantation.

There were a lot of free people of color in Haiti, but they usually had slaves!

The slaves hated being slaves because of the dangers of it! So slavery is very bad.

Slavery is bad.

Slave warriors look pretty cool, with all their machetes and guns.

Slaves are very good with guns, so that's why they shot up those frenchies.

The slave revolution in Haiti was pretty successful.

French sent a lot of troops to Haiti to control the revolution! But they all died because of the Haitian's best friend, Yellow Fever.

Louverture was very good at controlling his warriors.

Louverture allied with the spanish, and then the french!

The french loved to attack spanish. So that's why the french hate the spanish. (Probably.) Oh wait, they forgot, and number 2, they do not hate each other. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

The amount of slaves in Haiti was HUGE! Bigger than the amount of french there. That's a lot.

Poor whites were sad that they didn't have good amounts of power.

Slavery SUCKS! And don't say it in the wrong way. If you say slaves suck, I would rip your arm off and make you bite your tongue, right on the spot.

Revolutions comes from the word revolt.

 Revolting might become a whole dang revolution. Like Lybia, Egypt and Syria,

The French were at war with the Spanish and the Brits for the island of Haiti.

Jaques Dessalines was a lieutenant in Toussiant Louverture's army.

Toussiant gave himself his name, his old name was more african.

Reintroducing slavery is not funny. So the Slaves decided to revolt.
End of post! See ya next week guys!