ERMAHGERD! AMHURRICAN REVERRLUSHIEERN!

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION HAS LOL TEA!

We all love tea! Do you love tea! I LOVE IT!

Colonists dump tea!

Do you know about the Boston Tea Party! I love it! A sea full of tea! I want a taste!

Tea is very great, it is tasty, they even fought wars for it!!!!!

Americans boycotted british stuff!

The Continental Congress! I fergit what it did.

Thomas Jefferson signed the Declaration of Independence!

Some colonists were loyal to the british!

Do you like the government? Of course you don't. LOL. The colonists made it happen!

All men are created equal! Sorry ladies.

Women could not vote! For a long time. That was wrong, so then the women decide to just say Hey let us vote! They did, but then the feminists started saying we can't call us mankind, I LIKE TO CALL MYSELF MANKIND! DONT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!
Now we are meant to say Humanity. Srsly, when was that word invented? And what does that mean?

George Washington might have had slave teeth implanted into his jaw! LOL! I have no idea what I am talking about.

The British Government were really really really bossy, but now they are not.

No Stamp Act!

The Boston Massacre was the least massacre of any massacre.

By the way, tea's origin is I HAVE NO IDEA, but let's say india. Because india is the only country that makes sense to make tea. What? Ok, well fine, Japanese invented Green Tea, is that what you wanted to hear? No?

NO STAMP ACT TEA POTS!

I like tea. Do you want to dump $1,000,000 worth of tea into the sea? Then go to the Boston Tea Party.

British did not invent tea. Posers.

But they might have invented English Breakfast. I do not like that tea though.

Sometimes Jefferson went by Jeff.

Most slaves fought with the british because they were promised freedom.

I LOVE TEA! British did not invent tea posers LOL. YOU POSER BRITISH!

Some americans forced people to boycott british items.

Independance day is the day the declaration of independence was signed!

There was an espionage network in america, which was pretty cool.

The american revolution and the war for independence were different. Kinda, not very, but they were "Different".

Thomas Paine's common sense. Another name of something random you should remember.

ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL YAY! YAY! WOOHOO!

If you do not own a lot of land, you cannot vote. If you are a woman, you cannot vote. It was really a bummer in those days.

The french revolution was pretty bad.

The count of chocula is the only part of royalty in america.

You must know how to bowl if you want to be the president. OK? So practice man, you need some practice to be the best person in the land!

George Washington has lots of cool Historical Details.

Canadians are nice, they have a nice national anthem.

By the way, TEA.

Tea is important. NEEEOPE.

British Liked tea, but tea was from china, they were POSERS!

BITTER TYRANNY VARIETY THE MOST DELICIOUS TEA.

Drinking british tea will make you weak! OMG! OMG! OH EM GEE!

Well, at least that's what the physicians said. Everything they say is right, right?

Nay, actually nope. They were hired to say that!

African Americans were not treated like the Whites, which was pretty unfair.

British tea is not really british tea!

Chinese made tea, tea comes from the tea plant. Tea plants do not come from britan, but without tea, british are not british anymore. This whole thing is crazy.

By the way, I like english breakfast as much as the british do, but still, they are POSERS. Don't boycott tea, it is delicious!

A lot of tea post have No Stamp Act on them.

Tax is pretty bad. I HATE TAX! What do they use it for? They just give it to those poor losers that don't even deserve our money! There IS a reason that they are poor! BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY BAD AT TAKING CARE OF THEIR MONEY! This is a lesson. A lesson that means: You rich people are rich because you are smart,(or if you are stupid and just inherited a buttload of money) and I want to keep it that way. Presidents just do that because they want to be voted for, which makes them president! THAT IS A PROBLEM! That is not what's meant to happen! It's like BRIBING someone to vote for you! If you agree with this, tell me in the comments, but I have more! Some people that are poor are at poor countries, that is different. They just need FOOD. So donate today! DO NOT DONATE TO THOSE SUCKERS THAT WANT MONEY! Give it to those poor people who need money and food! The american revolution did not change much..
So get your children to log on to Freerice.com, or something like that. But that's not really what I want to talk about, what I want to talk about is that some poor people are poor because they are just terrible at taking care of their money! Other people just need FOOD. Give them food. Other people are just poor because they waste their money on drugs. (Or the mann co store)
This is my idea on politicians, but there are exceptions. Those exceptions do not become president! THAT IS JUST UNFAIR. There are lots of poor people and only a few rich people, which means poor people vote for those presidents that STEAL your money! This is my idea on what the american revolution did for us, they let poor people vote for politicians that rob you. I am only 12 years old, and this is my idea on voting! So please, if you can, fix this. Best Wishes, Scoot.

This is the end of this post! Listen to my last words! Please!