Captain Hoo... Koo.... COOK!

Captain Hook had an astonishing death because of crocodiles..... Wait, director? It was captain cook? DARNIT.

Captain Cook destroyed the culture of a lot of really really nice Aboriginies.

Kipling has one mustache!

Cook was killed for some religious reason LOL! NOT REALLY!

There is a problem with Cook's death, I MEAN IT IS WRONG! IT IS A MYTH!

Cook is one cranky captain.

Cook got cranky after hawaiians stole from his ships, so he decided to kill ALL OF THEM.

He got killed in return Lawl.

Normally, if a person sails to a place with a tribe, they think he's a god.

LOL, that was really weird.

Hawaiians were pretty much the good guys from my point of view.

Australia had a lot of success for a colony, a lot of people went to it!

Captain cook was good at not giving his crew lots of scurvy! Scurvy scurvy scurvy!

Cook determined that austraila did not exist.

Scurvy is terrible, your skin starts peeling off and blood goes everywhere and..... It's better if I don't describe it any more.

Europeans take a lot of money from other people.

Cook landed in hawaii, in Kealakekua Bay to explore the islands.

NO GODS ARE KILLED IN HAWAIIAN RELIGION.

Cook got in a firefight after some natives stole his boat. He died in that firefight.

Is cook good or bad? Tell me in the comments, as always.

Europeans got obsessed with weird stuff, like cool new countries, and they brought lots of stuff with them, including religion, stuff and finally, EUROPEANS.

Captain Cook did a really controversial thing! Do you know what it is? DYING.

Cook was awesome in himself, he FOUND HAWAII!

One of my friends left me for hawaii and he had an Xbox! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO

Now I only kinda like hawaii!!

Cook mapped the cost of Australia, I'm not sure if they got to the New Zealand.

Do you want to look like kipling? Use a fake mustache. It really looks like him.

Kipling has circular glasses.

Why was Cook killed??????? I don't even know!

Do you want to drive away Lono? Lol do you know how?

Cook is really cool, because he was good at not giving his crew scurvy.

Native Hawaiians are thought not to be smart, but they are extremely smart, do you see their houses?

If you catch a place on fire, you should pay with 2 hatchets! Yeah! It's really a great idea, it's really good! (SARCASM ALERT!)

There is a lot of disease in europe, which spread to hawaii, which is a problem for the native hawaiians. Poor hawaiians. They didn't deserve it, you evil europeans.

I LOVE HAWAII! Stereotype hawaii is weird, with all these cocktail bars and all these pineapples and all these coconut cups!

Crocodiles did not kill Captain Cook.

There are lots of Historian Feuds based on Captain Cook, because of his unexplainable death, which we all think we have the answers to.

Do you want to know what happened? Ask the hawaiians, they know!
LOL not really. I'm not sure. Maybe.

WE DID IT! WE FINALLY TALKED ABOUT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND! HUZZAH! Well duh, we did.

LOL scurvy. I actually should not be laughing. Scurvy hurts. IT IS PAINFUL HURRRRTS OH MY GAWD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOO MY SKIN IS PEELING OFF OH MAI GAWD MAKE THIS HORRIBLE THING STOP OH MY GAWD PLS PLS OH MY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "Dead"

And that is how you die if you do not eat fruits or veggies. YOU ARE ONE BIG IDIOT IF YOU DONT EAT VITAMIN C!

The hawaiians like to beat people up when they are related to a god. LOL not really.

Captain Cook's death was awesome, and it was not via Crocodiles.

AUSTRALIA IS REAL! WOOHOO! LOL. No really. Captain Cook did not believe in australia until he saw it for himself. He never went to antarctica though.

Do you like the weird birds and marsupials around this place? Well this is the reason. THEY WERE TAKEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

Natives are not Half Devil and Half Child. That's just racist.

Kealakekua Bay! The weirdest name ever.

The hawaiians decided that Captain Cook was a selfish guy, so they KILLED HIM. Serves him right.

The hawaiian king gets killed in the Makahiki. Is that how to spell it?

Islands Of History. A book that is full of crap. IT IS TRUE.

Do you want to read Islands Of History? Well it's fine... but don't believe it.

Lono is associated with fertility, but Cook mostly brought famine.

So, for the last sentence for this post, Cook does not equal Lono. The End.