SPANEESH EMPAIRE

The aztecs had an emperor and some nobles.

The aztecs are known about their ripping out hearts thing.

The aztecs thought that the world could end any second and they must sacrifice lots and lots of humans so it won't happen.

The incas are older than the aztecs.

Spanish wanted gold. GOLD! GAAAWLD!

Japanese love silver.

Japaneese and Chinese liked silver, it was precious.

Spanish love Precious metal, and the spanish were even willing to destroy 2 empires to get what they wanted.

Human Sacrifice kinda makes sense.

THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012 EVERYONE! OH NO! WAIT IT HASN'T! OH NO IT WILL END IN 2013!

Ferdinand Magellan died in the country he decided to discover. After a HUGE battle, he got hit by a spear in his arm, and then he got swarmed by bolo using maniacs.

Ferdinand wanted to convert Filipinos into Christianity. Big mistake. Filipinos believe what they want.

Aztec religion believed that Apocalypse!

By the way, Zane's answer to everything is Tornado Of Creation?

Spanish Mines produced 150,000 tons of silver through it's history.

Spain didn't benefit much from silver.

Spain loved to destroy kingdoms, specifically because of getting treasure.

The holy roman empire is a great name! It names something that wasn't holy, wasn't roman, and wasn't an empire!

Chinese printed paper money,

Chinese coins were made out of copper or bronze.

The 16th century was pretty good.

The Olmecs was a very old old old old old old old old old old old old old old OLD empire. OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD.......................................................

Gods love munching on human hearts. No really. In the Aztec religion they do.

TEOHITUCA- Teohee- The- GRAAH! ITS SO HARD TO SPELL TEOTIHUACAN! Wait... Oh, good.

Aztecs lived in mexico, which is close to america, Incas lived a little further away.

The Aztecs formed out of a alliance between the 3 cities of Texcoco, Tlacop'an and none other than Tenochtitlan.

The Aztecs were probably the best at architecture of all of the american empires.

The Olmecs were pretty old. OLD. The Mayans were also pretty old.

Tenochtitlan had a lot of water routes just like Venice.

Every male peasant under Incan control had to do unpaid work for a specified time each year.

The Viceroyalty of Spain covered most of north america and The Viceroyalty of Peru covered almost all of south america.

Mercury is used to refine silver ore.

Spanish Silver Pesos were made the De Facto currency of spain.

Charles was the leader of the holy roman empire.

William Shakespeare loved to write about wars and stuff.

Silk was sold for silver.

The ming dynasty was busy making a huge wall, and then they were conquered by the manchus. NOT THE FU MANCHUS.

Precious Metals and People were offered to the gods of the Aztecs.

The Conquistadors didn't find what they wanted, they found something slightly less valuable. Close enough.

Conquistadors are Spanish, of course, which means Spanish owned most of America.

Ferdinand was Charles' son.

Philip got all the Spanish stuff, like North America, South America and The Philippines. NOT A COINCIDENCE.

Spanish got lots of silver lol.

The Aztec Chinampas are water gardens.

The Incas were on a far side of south america.

Most of the spanish aristocrats ran some farms.

Mountains made out of silver. The incas have it.

In south america, it's less expensive to use incas instead of slaves in mining.

But that's wrong. Lots of Incas died in the operation of mining silver.

YAY SILVER!

The Ming Government spent too much on stuff.

Gold is normally the topic of people going crazy for a metal, but silver is another story.

The Columbian Exchange is quite a bad time. FOR THE NATIVE AMERICANS! They always got the diseases, and the death, and that kinda stuff. Columbus is so selfish. CAPITALISM SUCKS!

We used to have never seen a Tomato or a Catfish or that kind of thing. Very sad, very sad. I love tomatoes. They give me my awesome pizza and that kind of stuff! Spaghetti too! I LOVE SPAGHETTI, PIZZA AND DAT KIND OF EETALIAN STUFF! YUMMA YUMMA YUM!

Best way to spread disease? Fighting! The cuts, and that kind of thing. The bacteria gets inside the cuts, and lo and behold, you got smallpox. I'm glad it's eliminated. I still got the shot though, WHAT GIVES?!

Oh, and I should call the Native Americans Americans. They were the first there, they should be called Americans and we should be call stupid Brits. But seriously, we made the american's lives suck.


Everything is a bummer in the old days. When people move into countries, they usually bring the stupid horrible stuff that they had along the way, which is pretty crappy.

Would you try to please your gods through human sacrifice, if so, then I think you should see someone. Maybe the Psychologist. IF YOU SACRIFICE HIM, THEN I THINK YOU NEED TO BE KILLED.

Human Sacrifice makes a little sense if you think that the world's going to end. So I guess we shouldn't hate them too much. WE SHOULD HATE DISEASE! We all hate disease! Horray! So we can ally and defeat disease in a war where it's humans vs disease, which is technically a chemical war, if you think about it long enough.

If you played Serious Sam: The Second Encounter then I guess you know about South America! If not, then go play it. If you don't want to, then shame on you.