Seven Years War

Wars always have a fair bit of death.

The Seven Years war lasted 7 years.

The Seven Years War was fought between the british and the french.

The British and the French were supported by the native americans.

The British defeated the French and captured the city of Quebec.

The British commander General Wolf's death was immortalized in a painting.

General Wolf was known as one of the most handsome Generals.

Europeans didn't know that the Natives were raising crops.

Europeans decided that it was O.K that they could just take the land from the Natives.

In general the Natives got along better with the french.

The Seven Years war was fought to end slavery.
  Plague Victims have lots of troubles.

Native Americans Participated a lot in English wars.

The europeans decided that it was OK to take a lot of land.

Jesuits tried to turn Natives into christianity.

The british lost more men to disease than war.

British wanted lots of territory.

The Black Hole was a place where Indians threw their prisoners in.

Mmmmmmm..... Bubbles.

Do you want generals to have the bad last words and Plague Victims to have the good last words? Tell me in the comments.

Maria Theresa was awesome. You should look her up. Seriously.

How long did the seven years war last? If you said 23 years, you are not completely wrong.

American Indians fought each other when they sided with different countries, they love guns, and they love bows.

18th century war is really seriously weird. George Washington was captured and released in a battle for some weird reason.

There are only are a few wars known to be longer than the Seven Years War.
Including............ The Hundred Years war and the War in Afghanistan.

The French lost the Seven Years War.

Seven years is pretty long for a war.

The Last words of plague victims is usually "Ugggggggggggggggghhhhh."

The French and the British were enemies.

Washington fired the first shot at the battle for fort necessity.

Native farming was different from european farming.

French like trading, like me in Team Fortress 2.

The East India Company was very successful, it had lots of troops.

Robert Clive was not very likeable.

The British had control of the trade in bengal, which gave them a better advantage against the French.

The French sold Louisiana to the americans in 1803.

Pillaging the countryside is very common for soldiers.

There are a lot of explosions in wars.

Mortally wounded generals usually have great last words, compared to the last words of plague victims.

The hundred year's war lasted more than 100 years.

The french were fighting the prussians, The British fought the Austrians.

British wanted land, french wanted trade.

General Wolf and General Montcolm (NO IDEA TO SPELL LAWL) both died in the same war.

Generals have great last words, like lets go to asgard and have some ham.

THE UNITED STATES FOUGHT ITSELF! North fought south. Forever. JK. Of course.
They fought for slaves. The north said slaves were wrong, and the south said nope. You make your decision.

The seven years war is pretty much a continuation of the war for austrian succession.

The British hated the French and the French hated the British. The British captured India, they made the East India Company, and then they went on the great hunt for saltpeter! After that, indians found out about pork in their weapons. And then the GREAT BIG GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG GREAT BIG rebellion started. But there were still signs of rebellion before that. I don't know why I am talking about this, I've been playing too much Age of empires lately, dood.

World War 1 was probably the seven years war, according to Winston Churchill.

The British fought the Austrians, which was pretty weird, considering that their number 1 enemy was France.

French owned trading posts in land, but when the British came, they were all like
Je ne veux pas le maudit britanniques dans ma ville ! Thank you babylon, for your English to French translator.

The French love trade! J'aime le commerce plus que tout au monde fous.

Napoleon was the one who sold louisiana! Hi Thomas Jefferson ! Voulez-vous la Louisiane? Oui. Oui ! Il est tellement bon marché ! Achetez-le !

I am the french master. Not really. Spy! Le medic est un espion.

Some of the british were actually americans. Like George Washington. 18th century war is really weird sometimes, it's really really really DARN WEEEEEEIRD.

Different tribes supported different countries.

European women sometimes preferred to stay with the native tribes instead of getting rescued.


The Epicness of The Seven Years  War was weird. AMAZING BECAUSE OF AMAZINGNESS.

18th century war was super weird.

Europeans took a whole lotta land. It was kewl. Until they stole Native American's land! HOW COULD YOU YOU EVEN PSYCHO KICK?! What does that even mean I do not know but Pls forgeev me.

There was a lot of death, and more death. AND MOAR DEATH IN THE SEVEN YEARS WAR!


Don't insult Emissaries. They will report to their prince who will attack you and attack you and ATTACK YOU!

The East India Company was horrifying. And Horrible. They had their own army and they loved Saltpeter. Crazy fellows! Oh noes! I played too much Age Of Empires, sorry!

Winning is Losing and Losing Is Winning. Such is life and Such is history. OR IS IT? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!