Japan invaded Manchuria? WHAT
Hitler made history! Worse.
The tactics of the Nazis were amazing. For the start of the war.
They captured about 5 countries!
Oh, and they bombed Great Britan. After that a weird virus infected a gas masked kid and turned all who got infected with it into more gas mask wearing freaks and it was super complicated so the Doctor came in and cured them all and they were OK wait wat de fuq
Nazis invaded MUTHA RUZZIA.
Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor! You dumbasses why have you made my culture so horrible!
Argentina was the main supplier for meat to the allies.
The Germans attacked in The Battle Of Stalingrad. I have a small remnant of it. It's a Nazi badge, taken straight from the battle site! WOO! You want it? So-rry!
Mussolini had the craziest and most offensive death ever. His wife was shot, he was shot in the chest and shot again, and then he was hung on meathooks while civvies threw stuff at his body. Some even shot it. And then he was buried in an unmarked grave. Sad, really. Also, they didn't need to do that. That's how Hitler got scared.
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Monday, December 10, 2012
OK LETS DO THIS MAOOOOOOO ZEEEDONG! HOLY CRAP MAO JUST WENT IN!
This is the last time I talk about china. No offense, just this is the only important thing now!
Mao Zedong had a book of sayings. Everyone in China had to own it. SERIOUSLY.
China is better today than it was a long time ago.
China was communist, but the peoples revolted.
The Chinese Army joined in on the 1911 revolution!
China was quite an amazing place. It is even more amazing now.
DID CHINA INVENT FIREWORKS DID CHINA INVENT FIREWORKS TELL ME TELL ME NOW DAMMIT I NEED TO KNOW DAMMIT. Oh they did. I finally know. FIREWORKS ARE COMING TO MINECRAFT HELL YEA.
Chinese are better than you think! But they are worse than they think. So they are kinda in the middle. Like Japanese.
Communists and Nationalists are worst enemies! Obviously!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god. On October 1 1949 the People's Republic Of China started. On my dad's birthday. God. I mean wow.
Mao Zedong had a book of sayings. Everyone in China had to own it. SERIOUSLY.
China is better today than it was a long time ago.
China was communist, but the peoples revolted.
The Chinese Army joined in on the 1911 revolution!
China was quite an amazing place. It is even more amazing now.
DID CHINA INVENT FIREWORKS DID CHINA INVENT FIREWORKS TELL ME TELL ME NOW DAMMIT I NEED TO KNOW DAMMIT. Oh they did. I finally know. FIREWORKS ARE COMING TO MINECRAFT HELL YEA.
Chinese are better than you think! But they are worse than they think. So they are kinda in the middle. Like Japanese.
Communists and Nationalists are worst enemies! Obviously!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god. On October 1 1949 the People's Republic Of China started. On my dad's birthday. God. I mean wow.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
WWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HERE WE GO FELLAS! WWI!
WAR! IT'S FANTASTIC!
WWI was not the war to end all wars. Although it was thought to be so. Very much.
WWI was a tragedy? But war is fantastic!
How it started? The Duke was assassinated, the Austrians asked the Serbs to keep the remains, Serbs refused. Austrians attacked. Russia allies with Serbs. Germans allies with Austrians. So, they all fought against each other. But the Germans allied with the Ottomans and declared war on France. Because of their horrible cartoons that do not have one little bit of English with them. The Germans decided to go through Belgium. But the Brits were allies with Belgium. So they declared war on Germany. And then the Japanese were allies with the British, so they declared war on Austria and Germany, because Japanese were hardcore!
According to British posters, Germans were monkeys.
Russians decided to hire people on the streets and say "MUDAK GYET OUT ONTO THYE BATTYELFYIELD! CHYORT, JYUST GYO!"
Machine guns are awesome. BRATATATATATA. And that's why the Brits lost 60,000 men.
Now everybody has Machine Guns!
Bombardment was horrible.
WW1 was a disaster for the RYUSSYIANS.
The US decided to kill all Germans. YAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Because of their president.
As with all wars, there were lots of deaths in WWI.
Machine Guns are good at taking down walls of soldiers charging right at you with their weapons and stuff. UNLOAD UNLOAD UNLOAD UNLOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I think that's how I would feel in a situation like that. Probably. You never know. I could be a coward and hide during the whole thing. But that would be too babyish.
Influenza wiped out almost all of the soldiers in WWI. So disease is a chemical weapon that can attack both sides. And it will. Vaccines need to be invented!
Don't get WWI and WWII confused, alright? Because they are completely different wars. Yeah.
I'm listening to the Portal 2 soundtrack as I write this. That kinda puts me in the mood for science! Check out my biology blog for more info guys, it would be really great of you to! Danke Freund.
WAR! IT'S FANTASTIC!
WWI was not the war to end all wars. Although it was thought to be so. Very much.
WWI was a tragedy? But war is fantastic!
How it started? The Duke was assassinated, the Austrians asked the Serbs to keep the remains, Serbs refused. Austrians attacked. Russia allies with Serbs. Germans allies with Austrians. So, they all fought against each other. But the Germans allied with the Ottomans and declared war on France. Because of their horrible cartoons that do not have one little bit of English with them. The Germans decided to go through Belgium. But the Brits were allies with Belgium. So they declared war on Germany. And then the Japanese were allies with the British, so they declared war on Austria and Germany, because Japanese were hardcore!
According to British posters, Germans were monkeys.
Russians decided to hire people on the streets and say "MUDAK GYET OUT ONTO THYE BATTYELFYIELD! CHYORT, JYUST GYO!"
Machine guns are awesome. BRATATATATATA. And that's why the Brits lost 60,000 men.
Now everybody has Machine Guns!
Bombardment was horrible.
WW1 was a disaster for the RYUSSYIANS.
The US decided to kill all Germans. YAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Because of their president.
As with all wars, there were lots of deaths in WWI.
Machine Guns are good at taking down walls of soldiers charging right at you with their weapons and stuff. UNLOAD UNLOAD UNLOAD UNLOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I think that's how I would feel in a situation like that. Probably. You never know. I could be a coward and hide during the whole thing. But that would be too babyish.
Influenza wiped out almost all of the soldiers in WWI. So disease is a chemical weapon that can attack both sides. And it will. Vaccines need to be invented!
Don't get WWI and WWII confused, alright? Because they are completely different wars. Yeah.
I'm listening to the Portal 2 soundtrack as I write this. That kinda puts me in the mood for science! Check out my biology blog for more info guys, it would be really great of you to! Danke Freund.
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