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 HERE WE GO FELLAS! WWI!

WAR! IT'S FANTASTIC!

WWI was not the war to end all wars. Although it was thought to be so. Very much.

WWI was a tragedy? But war is fantastic!

How it started? The Duke was assassinated, the Austrians asked the Serbs to keep the remains, Serbs refused. Austrians attacked. Russia allies with Serbs. Germans allies with Austrians. So, they all fought against each other. But the Germans allied with the Ottomans and declared war on France. Because of their horrible cartoons that do not have one little bit of English with them. The Germans decided to go through Belgium. But the Brits were allies with Belgium. So they declared war on Germany. And then the Japanese were allies with the British, so they declared war on Austria and Germany, because Japanese were hardcore!

According to British posters, Germans were monkeys.

Russians decided to hire people on the streets and say "MUDAK GYET OUT ONTO THYE BATTYELFYIELD! CHYORT, JYUST GYO!"

Machine guns are awesome. BRATATATATATA. And that's why the Brits lost 60,000 men.

Now everybody has Machine Guns!

Bombardment was horrible.

WW1 was a disaster for the RYUSSYIANS.

The US decided to kill all Germans. YAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Because of their president.

As with all wars, there were lots of deaths in WWI.

Machine Guns are good at taking down walls of soldiers charging right at you with their weapons and stuff. UNLOAD UNLOAD UNLOAD UNLOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

I think that's how I would feel in a situation like that. Probably. You never know. I could be a coward and hide during the whole thing. But that would be too babyish.

Influenza wiped out almost all of the soldiers in WWI. So disease is a chemical weapon that can attack both sides. And it will. Vaccines need to be invented!

Don't get WWI and WWII confused, alright? Because they are completely different wars. Yeah.

I'm listening to the Portal 2 soundtrack as I write this. That kinda puts me in the mood for science! Check out my biology blog for more info guys, it would be really great of you to! Danke Freund.