WWII

Japan invaded Manchuria? WHAT

Hitler made history!           Worse.

The tactics of the Nazis were amazing. For the start of the war.

They captured about 5 countries!

Oh, and they bombed Great Britan. After that a weird virus infected a gas masked kid and turned all who got infected with it into more gas mask wearing freaks and it was super complicated so the Doctor came in and cured them all and they were OK wait wat de fuq

Nazis invaded MUTHA RUZZIA.

Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor! You dumbasses why have you made my culture so horrible!

Argentina was the main supplier for meat to the allies.

The Germans attacked in The Battle Of Stalingrad. I have a small remnant of it. It's a Nazi badge, taken straight from the battle site! WOO! You want it? So-rry!

Mussolini had the craziest and most offensive death ever. His wife was shot, he was shot in the chest and shot again, and then he was hung on meathooks while civvies threw stuff at his body. Some even shot it. And then he was buried in an unmarked grave. Sad, really. Also, they didn't need to do that. That's how Hitler got scared.