These new revolutions took place in mexico, they had nice hats, but they all looked similar, which meant they had a lot of friendly fire, which meant that the revolutions did not work out very well, and also, napoleon HAD to intervene? Seriously? Stupid Napoleon.
Nachos are delicious. Well, I'm not sure if they were in the Latin Revolutions, but that might be the case.
The first spanish king in mexico was french. Why french, why do you have to do these stupid yet seemingly awesome things?!
The french hate the americans, even after the americans saved their sorry asses from the damned nazis 2 times! TWO TIMES!
Well, deal with it french, the americans hate you right back. Just wait until WW3!
But we're talking about the spanish now. Heh. Ok. Spanish spread to a lot of places, including the place which I live in right now, the Philippines!
French HAD to go to Latin America, didn't they! They HAD to intervene. I am not in a good mood. The french always did things that intervene with Latin America. Like making a french guy king of the spaniards. Yeah, good job France.
The spaniards had a lot of friendly fire, and they were led by a stupid damn psycho priest. Who loved to revolt. And after that revolution failed, another stupid damn psycho priest came up, which was more successful than the other stupid damn psycho priest. The priests were pretty ticked off because of the french. So they said "Why don't we revolt?" and that idea changed history once again. Yeah, good job stupid damn psycho priests from the past.
The spaniards looked similar to their enemies, so they shot each other a lot. Yeah, good job ancient revolting Mexicans.
I wrote this extremely pessimistic blog post. Yeah, good job me.
Latin America is big and very diverse. Stupid napoleon also makes things complicated!
Brazil is gigantic, and a lot of spaniards lived there, which is why in Brazil, they almost always speak spanish. Whites born in the americas were called creoles.
Latin america has one of my favorite things! Nachos!
Everyone loves Brazil.
King João was really creepy, he has a soul-piercing stare. Soul-Piercing stare. It will pierce your soul. Burn into it and eat it up. He's also pretty ugly.
The Brazilian Revolution did not have much bloodshed.
Creoles tried to kill Peninsularies. But they acted basically identical, which meant that the peasants attacked the Creoles instead of the Peninsularies. And that meant this: "Ow stop shooting me" "But you're the enemy!" "I'M A CREOLE YOU IDIOT!" "Damn it! Wrong guy."
Latin america is now called South America. And it very spanish. Spaniards, unite!
What will the Creoles do? Do? Doo Doo. They're going to shoot each other by accident!
Napoleon has to stop messing with us. Stop messing with history, seriously Nap Nap.
Husbands had complete control over their wives. Not anymore. In fact, one of my friends has a mother who has complete control over his dad.
Women were not allowed to go to college. That's why there are so many males who are famous and smart. Sorry ladies, but you guys got us back with feminism. Feminism, oh feminism, please stop being so serious about everything. I want to call us mankind! Can't you just let that pass? We let you vote! You are now just like us! But you still want more. So now we let you have more. Now will you leave us alone?
Napoleon ruins everything. Napoleon, frickin' Napoleon, you're everywhere. He's behind me isn't he. HOLY CRAP!
CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA. That's how I see Brazil, dancing in Rio! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA.
I'd like you to say goodbye! Goodbye! For another 3 weeks! I'm going to New Zealand! Loved ya and bye! Bye! Bye! More things are coming soon!
Monday, September 24, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Haitan Revolutions
There is lots of sugar in haiti, which means lots of sugar was farmed.
Most slaves in Haiti are from africa, which does not mean that all slaves are african.
Wealthy people own slaves in haiti, which was a problem.
Slavery is very sad, so no slaves are happy.
Slaves did revolt.
Slaves were kinda happy about the revolution.
Slaves are angry, very angry. So angry that they chopped of heads of evil slave owners and showed them with pride.
Toussaint Louverture was a very good general, which means the slaves had a good general.
Louverture was captured and put in jail, where he died.
Usually, viruses kill lots of people. That's what happened to the french. So they died. FOREVAR!
The general of the french (not napoleon) was killed by sickness. Damn.
There is lots of death in wars, which means lots of famous people died. So would you like to be in a war? No.
Haiti was very valuable to the europeans. Because of the awesome sugar and coffee. That's what it was farmed for.
Most of the field workers at the sugar plantations were women, which is even MORE of a problem.
Freed slaves had slaves. Problem?
Slaves disliked being slaves, no surprise there.
Sugar is yummy, but that does not mean that you can go to Haiti and force people to get your sugar! I mean, seriously?
Slaves did not revolt for a long time. But then they did revolt. MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Attack! But then the french got killed.
GIANT SQUID OF ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disease is pretty much in the middle of history, it's a GIANT SQUID OF ANGER!
Disease is interfering with us. Aww my gawd. By the way, giant squid of anger is a confirmed saying for U-toob troll.
Disease just does not care. Really. By the way, you don't want to be enslaved.
Right now, I am smoking a fake cigarette made out of paper. What? Of course I won't smoke tobacco. I am now talking about tobacco because slaves farmed it. Farming tobacco plants is hard. That's why they force slaves to do it! Not anymore though, but still, please don't smoke! Thank you! Except you, chain smoker. And you, Mr Addicted.
There were lots of changes in france, which changed things in Haiti too! Although, not for long.
France owned haiti for a long time. But then the slaves revolted! REVOLT MEN!
By the way, the slave revolution started like this "Hey, sir? Yeah? Screw all of you."
Revolutions are great! Especially when it does something that changes people today!
Free the slaves! FREE THEM! Well now they are free! Woohoo!
Microbes are super self involved. Poor us. Microbes kill us! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Smoked beef called bukan was common in Haiti. It was great! But they ran out of cattle, so they could not sell it anymore. So after that, you know what happened. They started robbing spanish galleons. And they are europeans. Them are mexicans.
24,000 people in haiti were freed people of color. Aka african americans. What do you want me to call you guys? Tell me in the comments.
Slave life should have been improved. But it was a LOT better to revolt. No really guys, that was a smart move.
Poor working conditions, lots of death and disease plus a hint of pain. That's all slavery was for the poor slaves. And slavery still happens today! So stop slavery today! This is a message to everyone in africa! Of course, those who do not have a computer will not get the message. Those people are pretty much the ones who are enslaved! So STOP SLAVERY TODAY!
French love to steal stuff from spanish ships. Because they were loaded with awesome silver. Beautiful, beautiful silver. Silver is very expensive, which means you can get lots of money through it! That's why the french stole from them.
The french usually had 200 slaves per plantation.
There were a lot of free people of color in Haiti, but they usually had slaves!
The slaves hated being slaves because of the dangers of it! So slavery is very bad.
Slavery is bad.
Slave warriors look pretty cool, with all their machetes and guns.
Slaves are very good with guns, so that's why they shot up those frenchies.
The slave revolution in Haiti was pretty successful.
French sent a lot of troops to Haiti to control the revolution! But they all died because of the Haitian's best friend, Yellow Fever.
Louverture was very good at controlling his warriors.
Louverture allied with the spanish, and then the french!
The french loved to attack spanish. So that's why the french hate the spanish. (Probably.) Oh wait, they forgot, and number 2, they do not hate each other. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
The amount of slaves in Haiti was HUGE! Bigger than the amount of french there. That's a lot.
Poor whites were sad that they didn't have good amounts of power.
Slavery SUCKS! And don't say it in the wrong way. If you say slaves suck, I would rip your arm off and make you bite your tongue, right on the spot.
Revolutions comes from the word revolt.
Revolting might become a whole dang revolution. Like Lybia, Egypt and Syria,
The French were at war with the Spanish and the Brits for the island of Haiti.
Jaques Dessalines was a lieutenant in Toussiant Louverture's army.
Toussiant gave himself his name, his old name was more african.
Reintroducing slavery is not funny. So the Slaves decided to revolt.
End of post! See ya next week guys!
Most slaves in Haiti are from africa, which does not mean that all slaves are african.
Wealthy people own slaves in haiti, which was a problem.
Slavery is very sad, so no slaves are happy.
Slaves did revolt.
Slaves were kinda happy about the revolution.
Slaves are angry, very angry. So angry that they chopped of heads of evil slave owners and showed them with pride.
Toussaint Louverture was a very good general, which means the slaves had a good general.
Louverture was captured and put in jail, where he died.
Usually, viruses kill lots of people. That's what happened to the french. So they died. FOREVAR!
The general of the french (not napoleon) was killed by sickness. Damn.
There is lots of death in wars, which means lots of famous people died. So would you like to be in a war? No.
Haiti was very valuable to the europeans. Because of the awesome sugar and coffee. That's what it was farmed for.
Most of the field workers at the sugar plantations were women, which is even MORE of a problem.
Freed slaves had slaves. Problem?
Slaves disliked being slaves, no surprise there.
Sugar is yummy, but that does not mean that you can go to Haiti and force people to get your sugar! I mean, seriously?
Slaves did not revolt for a long time. But then they did revolt. MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Attack! But then the french got killed.
GIANT SQUID OF ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disease is pretty much in the middle of history, it's a GIANT SQUID OF ANGER!
Disease is interfering with us. Aww my gawd. By the way, giant squid of anger is a confirmed saying for U-toob troll.
Disease just does not care. Really. By the way, you don't want to be enslaved.
Right now, I am smoking a fake cigarette made out of paper. What? Of course I won't smoke tobacco. I am now talking about tobacco because slaves farmed it. Farming tobacco plants is hard. That's why they force slaves to do it! Not anymore though, but still, please don't smoke! Thank you! Except you, chain smoker. And you, Mr Addicted.
There were lots of changes in france, which changed things in Haiti too! Although, not for long.
France owned haiti for a long time. But then the slaves revolted! REVOLT MEN!
By the way, the slave revolution started like this "Hey, sir? Yeah? Screw all of you."
Revolutions are great! Especially when it does something that changes people today!
Free the slaves! FREE THEM! Well now they are free! Woohoo!
Microbes are super self involved. Poor us. Microbes kill us! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Smoked beef called bukan was common in Haiti. It was great! But they ran out of cattle, so they could not sell it anymore. So after that, you know what happened. They started robbing spanish galleons. And they are europeans. Them are mexicans.
24,000 people in haiti were freed people of color. Aka african americans. What do you want me to call you guys? Tell me in the comments.
Slave life should have been improved. But it was a LOT better to revolt. No really guys, that was a smart move.
Poor working conditions, lots of death and disease plus a hint of pain. That's all slavery was for the poor slaves. And slavery still happens today! So stop slavery today! This is a message to everyone in africa! Of course, those who do not have a computer will not get the message. Those people are pretty much the ones who are enslaved! So STOP SLAVERY TODAY!
French love to steal stuff from spanish ships. Because they were loaded with awesome silver. Beautiful, beautiful silver. Silver is very expensive, which means you can get lots of money through it! That's why the french stole from them.
The french usually had 200 slaves per plantation.
There were a lot of free people of color in Haiti, but they usually had slaves!
The slaves hated being slaves because of the dangers of it! So slavery is very bad.
Slavery is bad.
Slave warriors look pretty cool, with all their machetes and guns.
Slaves are very good with guns, so that's why they shot up those frenchies.
The slave revolution in Haiti was pretty successful.
French sent a lot of troops to Haiti to control the revolution! But they all died because of the Haitian's best friend, Yellow Fever.
Louverture was very good at controlling his warriors.
Louverture allied with the spanish, and then the french!
The french loved to attack spanish. So that's why the french hate the spanish. (Probably.) Oh wait, they forgot, and number 2, they do not hate each other. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
The amount of slaves in Haiti was HUGE! Bigger than the amount of french there. That's a lot.
Poor whites were sad that they didn't have good amounts of power.
Slavery SUCKS! And don't say it in the wrong way. If you say slaves suck, I would rip your arm off and make you bite your tongue, right on the spot.
Revolutions comes from the word revolt.
Revolting might become a whole dang revolution. Like Lybia, Egypt and Syria,
The French were at war with the Spanish and the Brits for the island of Haiti.
Jaques Dessalines was a lieutenant in Toussiant Louverture's army.
Toussiant gave himself his name, his old name was more african.
Reintroducing slavery is not funny. So the Slaves decided to revolt.
End of post! See ya next week guys!
Sunday, September 9, 2012
French Revolution
The french revolution was pretty bad, but it changed more than the american revolution.
The People with the money never payed taxes.
King Louis the 16 locked the doors!
TENNIS COURT OATH!
Louis the XVI was moved by women because they invaded Versaiiles.
The national assembly killed people for sum reason.
Alot. Alot!
The Holy Roman Emperor was lol not holy etc
Guillotine was killed by a Guillotine. Ironic.
It isn't fun to get guillotined.
The French Days are werid, luckily, not anymore!
THE CONSUL!
Bonaparte! He was tiny. Very tiny. He's all walking around and saying random french stuff.
The Tennis Court oath is pretty cool, they vowed to not stop until a declaration was signed.
Fancy People get all the food, NOT ANYMORE!
The French Revolution was made because they wanted food! Do you like food?
Then you like the french revolution! It didn't change much, but it still gave us food!
French Like stripes, especially the revolutionary french.
The revolutionary french symbol is kinda weird, like a weird woman in topless garb, holding a french revolutionary flag. Pretty weird huh? I don't like it, but if she has the french flag, everyone likes her. It isn't fun to be half naked. Why don't you use the flag to cover your shirtless self! And that's how flag shirts were invented. LOL.
By the way, french invaded the bastille on bastille day!
The french revolution did not change too much about nobility. LOL. But now it did!
Now the french are just like any other country! They have special forces (GIGN)
, A president (François Hollande) and a good flag.
By the way, when you die, guillotine is not the way to go.
If you get executed, remember, lethal drip is the way to go.
But I hope that does not happen.
By the way, guillotine is not funny. Heh Heh, chopping off heads. Heh Heh.
The French Revolution changed history more than the american revolution.
The people with the money never pay taxes. It's that unfair.
Marie Antionette did not really say "Let them eat cake."
French liked to eat songbirds, it was a delicacy.
The third estate is pretty bad. You know what it is? Everyone that isn't rich and isn't a priest.
French invaded the Bastille for guns. Just guns.
The French Revolution is pretty bad, it was brutal, everyone royal died.
Armed peasant women are very dangerous. They just invaded the place with torches and pitchforks. And that was still enough for the royals to leave.
France was a hell-hole while the french revolution was happening. It was pretty much a problem for people who wanted to go to paris to see the eiffel tower. What? The Eiffel Tower was not made yet? Darnit, history always getting the best of me.
By the way, by just one vote, Charles was sentenced to the guillotine.
I wonder if the kids of the nobles were killed????????????????
The children were probably killed. BY STARVING!
By the way, the tennis court oath is amazing, because they made an oath! IN A TENNIS COURT! Who does that? The french rebels. Vive la revolution!
By the way, french nobles had food, normal french did not. So keep it that way, hang on to that idea.
Do not fire on jacobins.
When the National Assembly fired on the Jacobins, they got in big trouble.
Pillnitz. The weirdest name ever known. And it is a name for a declaration.
The last legal execution in France was via guillotine!
Maxmillien Robespierre! WOOT! He got killed by his followers! NOOOOO!
By the way, the alot is a very rare animal. Search for it. Send me a picture.
The french revolution is very complicated, I don't want to mess with it. The past is never dead, not even passed.
Revolutions exchange kings for other leaders, which does not change much. It's like when you leave the house away from your bossy dad and crabby mom, they're still there.
ALOT!
Do you want to eat songbirds? I want to! What?! They look pretty delicious, like chicken.
By the way, King Louis locks doors on the new national assembly.
Tea was, in no way, related to the french revolution. Cake was not either.
Arm yourself with pitchforks on the next revolution! Well, not really. The best thing to arm yourself with now for revolutions in the present is AK-47s and RPG-7s.
Guillotines get a feature in the horror movies, which is pretty good. BECAUSE THEY ARE HORRIBLE.
What I thought the whole time on the french revolution was "THINK OF THE CHILDREN"
Napoleon Bonaparte is very very awesome, because he used artillery in an awesome way! PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW! The end!
The People with the money never payed taxes.
King Louis the 16 locked the doors!
TENNIS COURT OATH!
Louis the XVI was moved by women because they invaded Versaiiles.
The national assembly killed people for sum reason.
Alot. Alot!
The Holy Roman Emperor was lol not holy etc
Guillotine was killed by a Guillotine. Ironic.
It isn't fun to get guillotined.
The French Days are werid, luckily, not anymore!
THE CONSUL!
Bonaparte! He was tiny. Very tiny. He's all walking around and saying random french stuff.
The Tennis Court oath is pretty cool, they vowed to not stop until a declaration was signed.
Fancy People get all the food, NOT ANYMORE!
The French Revolution was made because they wanted food! Do you like food?
Then you like the french revolution! It didn't change much, but it still gave us food!
French Like stripes, especially the revolutionary french.
The revolutionary french symbol is kinda weird, like a weird woman in topless garb, holding a french revolutionary flag. Pretty weird huh? I don't like it, but if she has the french flag, everyone likes her. It isn't fun to be half naked. Why don't you use the flag to cover your shirtless self! And that's how flag shirts were invented. LOL.
By the way, french invaded the bastille on bastille day!
The french revolution did not change too much about nobility. LOL. But now it did!
Now the french are just like any other country! They have special forces (GIGN)
, A president (François Hollande) and a good flag.
By the way, when you die, guillotine is not the way to go.
If you get executed, remember, lethal drip is the way to go.
But I hope that does not happen.
By the way, guillotine is not funny. Heh Heh, chopping off heads. Heh Heh.
The French Revolution changed history more than the american revolution.
The people with the money never pay taxes. It's that unfair.
Marie Antionette did not really say "Let them eat cake."
French liked to eat songbirds, it was a delicacy.
The third estate is pretty bad. You know what it is? Everyone that isn't rich and isn't a priest.
French invaded the Bastille for guns. Just guns.
The French Revolution is pretty bad, it was brutal, everyone royal died.
Armed peasant women are very dangerous. They just invaded the place with torches and pitchforks. And that was still enough for the royals to leave.
France was a hell-hole while the french revolution was happening. It was pretty much a problem for people who wanted to go to paris to see the eiffel tower. What? The Eiffel Tower was not made yet? Darnit, history always getting the best of me.
By the way, by just one vote, Charles was sentenced to the guillotine.
I wonder if the kids of the nobles were killed????????????????
The children were probably killed. BY STARVING!
By the way, the tennis court oath is amazing, because they made an oath! IN A TENNIS COURT! Who does that? The french rebels. Vive la revolution!
By the way, french nobles had food, normal french did not. So keep it that way, hang on to that idea.
Do not fire on jacobins.
When the National Assembly fired on the Jacobins, they got in big trouble.
Pillnitz. The weirdest name ever known. And it is a name for a declaration.
The last legal execution in France was via guillotine!
Maxmillien Robespierre! WOOT! He got killed by his followers! NOOOOO!
By the way, the alot is a very rare animal. Search for it. Send me a picture.
The french revolution is very complicated, I don't want to mess with it. The past is never dead, not even passed.
Revolutions exchange kings for other leaders, which does not change much. It's like when you leave the house away from your bossy dad and crabby mom, they're still there.
ALOT!
Do you want to eat songbirds? I want to! What?! They look pretty delicious, like chicken.
By the way, King Louis locks doors on the new national assembly.
Tea was, in no way, related to the french revolution. Cake was not either.
Arm yourself with pitchforks on the next revolution! Well, not really. The best thing to arm yourself with now for revolutions in the present is AK-47s and RPG-7s.
Guillotines get a feature in the horror movies, which is pretty good. BECAUSE THEY ARE HORRIBLE.
What I thought the whole time on the french revolution was "THINK OF THE CHILDREN"
Napoleon Bonaparte is very very awesome, because he used artillery in an awesome way! PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW! The end!
Sunday, September 2, 2012
ERMAHGERD! AMHURRICAN REVERRLUSHIEERN!
THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION HAS LOL TEA!
We all love tea! Do you love tea! I LOVE IT!
Colonists dump tea!
Do you know about the Boston Tea Party! I love it! A sea full of tea! I want a taste!
Tea is very great, it is tasty, they even fought wars for it!!!!!
Americans boycotted british stuff!
The Continental Congress! I fergit what it did.
Thomas Jefferson signed the Declaration of Independence!
Some colonists were loyal to the british!
Do you like the government? Of course you don't. LOL. The colonists made it happen!
All men are created equal! Sorry ladies.
Women could not vote! For a long time. That was wrong, so then the women decide to just say Hey let us vote! They did, but then the feminists started saying we can't call us mankind, I LIKE TO CALL MYSELF MANKIND! DONT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!
Now we are meant to say Humanity. Srsly, when was that word invented? And what does that mean?
George Washington might have had slave teeth implanted into his jaw! LOL! I have no idea what I am talking about.
The British Government were really really really bossy, but now they are not.
No Stamp Act!
The Boston Massacre was the least massacre of any massacre.
By the way, tea's origin is I HAVE NO IDEA, but let's say india. Because india is the only country that makes sense to make tea. What? Ok, well fine, Japanese invented Green Tea, is that what you wanted to hear? No?
NO STAMP ACT TEA POTS!
I like tea. Do you want to dump $1,000,000 worth of tea into the sea? Then go to the Boston Tea Party.
British did not invent tea. Posers.
But they might have invented English Breakfast. I do not like that tea though.
Sometimes Jefferson went by Jeff.
Most slaves fought with the british because they were promised freedom.
I LOVE TEA! British did not invent tea posers LOL. YOU POSER BRITISH!
Some americans forced people to boycott british items.
Independance day is the day the declaration of independence was signed!
There was an espionage network in america, which was pretty cool.
The american revolution and the war for independence were different. Kinda, not very, but they were "Different".
Thomas Paine's common sense. Another name of something random you should remember.
ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL YAY! YAY! WOOHOO!
If you do not own a lot of land, you cannot vote. If you are a woman, you cannot vote. It was really a bummer in those days.
The french revolution was pretty bad.
The count of chocula is the only part of royalty in america.
You must know how to bowl if you want to be the president. OK? So practice man, you need some practice to be the best person in the land!
George Washington has lots of cool Historical Details.
Canadians are nice, they have a nice national anthem.
By the way, TEA.
Tea is important. NEEEOPE.
British Liked tea, but tea was from china, they were POSERS!
BITTER TYRANNY VARIETY THE MOST DELICIOUS TEA.
Drinking british tea will make you weak! OMG! OMG! OH EM GEE!
Well, at least that's what the physicians said. Everything they say is right, right?
Nay, actually nope. They were hired to say that!
African Americans were not treated like the Whites, which was pretty unfair.
British tea is not really british tea!
Chinese made tea, tea comes from the tea plant. Tea plants do not come from britan, but without tea, british are not british anymore. This whole thing is crazy.
By the way, I like english breakfast as much as the british do, but still, they are POSERS. Don't boycott tea, it is delicious!
A lot of tea post have No Stamp Act on them.
Tax is pretty bad. I HATE TAX! What do they use it for? They just give it to those poor losers that don't even deserve our money! There IS a reason that they are poor! BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY BAD AT TAKING CARE OF THEIR MONEY! This is a lesson. A lesson that means: You rich people are rich because you are smart,(or if you are stupid and just inherited a buttload of money) and I want to keep it that way. Presidents just do that because they want to be voted for, which makes them president! THAT IS A PROBLEM! That is not what's meant to happen! It's like BRIBING someone to vote for you! If you agree with this, tell me in the comments, but I have more! Some people that are poor are at poor countries, that is different. They just need FOOD. So donate today! DO NOT DONATE TO THOSE SUCKERS THAT WANT MONEY! Give it to those poor people who need money and food! The american revolution did not change much..
So get your children to log on to Freerice.com, or something like that. But that's not really what I want to talk about, what I want to talk about is that some poor people are poor because they are just terrible at taking care of their money! Other people just need FOOD. Give them food. Other people are just poor because they waste their money on drugs. (Or the mann co store)
This is my idea on politicians, but there are exceptions. Those exceptions do not become president! THAT IS JUST UNFAIR. There are lots of poor people and only a few rich people, which means poor people vote for those presidents that STEAL your money! This is my idea on what the american revolution did for us, they let poor people vote for politicians that rob you. I am only 12 years old, and this is my idea on voting! So please, if you can, fix this. Best Wishes, Scoot.
This is the end of this post! Listen to my last words! Please!
We all love tea! Do you love tea! I LOVE IT!
Colonists dump tea!
Do you know about the Boston Tea Party! I love it! A sea full of tea! I want a taste!
Tea is very great, it is tasty, they even fought wars for it!!!!!
Americans boycotted british stuff!
The Continental Congress! I fergit what it did.
Thomas Jefferson signed the Declaration of Independence!
Some colonists were loyal to the british!
Do you like the government? Of course you don't. LOL. The colonists made it happen!
All men are created equal! Sorry ladies.
Women could not vote! For a long time. That was wrong, so then the women decide to just say Hey let us vote! They did, but then the feminists started saying we can't call us mankind, I LIKE TO CALL MYSELF MANKIND! DONT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!
Now we are meant to say Humanity. Srsly, when was that word invented? And what does that mean?
George Washington might have had slave teeth implanted into his jaw! LOL! I have no idea what I am talking about.
The British Government were really really really bossy, but now they are not.
No Stamp Act!
The Boston Massacre was the least massacre of any massacre.
By the way, tea's origin is I HAVE NO IDEA, but let's say india. Because india is the only country that makes sense to make tea. What? Ok, well fine, Japanese invented Green Tea, is that what you wanted to hear? No?
NO STAMP ACT TEA POTS!
I like tea. Do you want to dump $1,000,000 worth of tea into the sea? Then go to the Boston Tea Party.
British did not invent tea. Posers.
But they might have invented English Breakfast. I do not like that tea though.
Sometimes Jefferson went by Jeff.
Most slaves fought with the british because they were promised freedom.
I LOVE TEA! British did not invent tea posers LOL. YOU POSER BRITISH!
Some americans forced people to boycott british items.
Independance day is the day the declaration of independence was signed!
There was an espionage network in america, which was pretty cool.
The american revolution and the war for independence were different. Kinda, not very, but they were "Different".
Thomas Paine's common sense. Another name of something random you should remember.
ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL YAY! YAY! WOOHOO!
If you do not own a lot of land, you cannot vote. If you are a woman, you cannot vote. It was really a bummer in those days.
The french revolution was pretty bad.
The count of chocula is the only part of royalty in america.
You must know how to bowl if you want to be the president. OK? So practice man, you need some practice to be the best person in the land!
George Washington has lots of cool Historical Details.
Canadians are nice, they have a nice national anthem.
By the way, TEA.
Tea is important. NEEEOPE.
British Liked tea, but tea was from china, they were POSERS!
BITTER TYRANNY VARIETY THE MOST DELICIOUS TEA.
Drinking british tea will make you weak! OMG! OMG! OH EM GEE!
Well, at least that's what the physicians said. Everything they say is right, right?
Nay, actually nope. They were hired to say that!
African Americans were not treated like the Whites, which was pretty unfair.
British tea is not really british tea!
Chinese made tea, tea comes from the tea plant. Tea plants do not come from britan, but without tea, british are not british anymore. This whole thing is crazy.
By the way, I like english breakfast as much as the british do, but still, they are POSERS. Don't boycott tea, it is delicious!
A lot of tea post have No Stamp Act on them.
Tax is pretty bad. I HATE TAX! What do they use it for? They just give it to those poor losers that don't even deserve our money! There IS a reason that they are poor! BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY BAD AT TAKING CARE OF THEIR MONEY! This is a lesson. A lesson that means: You rich people are rich because you are smart,(or if you are stupid and just inherited a buttload of money) and I want to keep it that way. Presidents just do that because they want to be voted for, which makes them president! THAT IS A PROBLEM! That is not what's meant to happen! It's like BRIBING someone to vote for you! If you agree with this, tell me in the comments, but I have more! Some people that are poor are at poor countries, that is different. They just need FOOD. So donate today! DO NOT DONATE TO THOSE SUCKERS THAT WANT MONEY! Give it to those poor people who need money and food! The american revolution did not change much..
So get your children to log on to Freerice.com, or something like that. But that's not really what I want to talk about, what I want to talk about is that some poor people are poor because they are just terrible at taking care of their money! Other people just need FOOD. Give them food. Other people are just poor because they waste their money on drugs. (Or the mann co store)
This is my idea on politicians, but there are exceptions. Those exceptions do not become president! THAT IS JUST UNFAIR. There are lots of poor people and only a few rich people, which means poor people vote for those presidents that STEAL your money! This is my idea on what the american revolution did for us, they let poor people vote for politicians that rob you. I am only 12 years old, and this is my idea on voting! So please, if you can, fix this. Best Wishes, Scoot.
This is the end of this post! Listen to my last words! Please!
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