French Revolution

The french revolution was pretty bad, but it changed more than the american revolution.

The People with the money never payed taxes.

King Louis the 16 locked the doors!

TENNIS COURT OATH!

Louis the XVI was moved by women because they invaded Versaiiles.

The national assembly killed people for sum reason.

Alot. Alot!

The Holy Roman Emperor was lol not holy etc

Guillotine was killed by a Guillotine. Ironic.

It isn't fun to get guillotined.

The French Days are werid, luckily, not anymore!

THE CONSUL!

Bonaparte! He was tiny. Very tiny. He's all walking around and saying random french stuff.

The Tennis Court oath is pretty cool, they vowed to not stop until a declaration was signed.

Fancy People get all the food, NOT ANYMORE!

The French Revolution was made because they wanted food! Do you like food?
Then you like the french revolution! It didn't change much, but it still gave us food!

French Like stripes, especially the revolutionary french.

The revolutionary french symbol is kinda weird, like a weird woman in topless garb, holding a french revolutionary flag. Pretty weird huh? I don't like it, but if she has the french flag, everyone likes her. It isn't fun to be half naked. Why don't you use the flag to cover your shirtless self! And that's how flag shirts were invented. LOL.

By the way, french invaded the bastille on bastille day!

The french revolution did not change too much about nobility. LOL. But now it did!

Now the french are just like any other country! They have special forces (GIGN)
, A president (François Hollande) and a good flag.

By the way, when you die, guillotine is not the way to go.

If you get executed, remember, lethal drip is the way to go.

But I hope that does not happen.

By the way, guillotine is not funny. Heh Heh, chopping off heads. Heh Heh.

The French Revolution changed history more than the american revolution.

The people with the money never pay taxes. It's that unfair.

Marie Antionette did not really say "Let them eat cake."

French liked to eat songbirds, it was a delicacy.

The third estate is pretty bad. You know what it is? Everyone that isn't rich and isn't a priest.

French invaded the Bastille for guns. Just guns.

The French Revolution is pretty bad, it was brutal, everyone royal died.

Armed peasant women are very dangerous. They just invaded the place with torches and pitchforks. And that was still enough for the royals to leave.

France was a hell-hole while the french revolution was happening. It was pretty much a problem for people who wanted to go to paris to see the eiffel tower. What? The Eiffel Tower was not made yet? Darnit, history always getting the best of me.

By the way, by just one vote, Charles was sentenced to the guillotine.

I wonder if the kids of the nobles were killed????????????????

The children were probably killed. BY STARVING!

By the way, the tennis court oath is amazing, because they made an oath! IN A TENNIS COURT! Who does that? The french rebels. Vive la revolution!

By the way, french nobles had food, normal french did not. So keep it that way, hang on to that idea.

Do not fire on jacobins.

When the National Assembly fired on the Jacobins, they got in big trouble.

Pillnitz. The weirdest name ever known. And it is a name for a declaration.

The last legal execution in France was via guillotine!

Maxmillien Robespierre! WOOT! He got killed by his followers! NOOOOO!

By the way, the alot is a very rare animal. Search for it. Send me a picture.

The french revolution is very complicated, I don't want to mess with it. The past is never dead, not even passed.

 Revolutions exchange kings for other leaders, which does not change much. It's like when you leave the house away from your bossy dad and crabby mom, they're still there.

ALOT!

Do you want to eat songbirds? I want to! What?! They look pretty delicious, like chicken.

By the way, King Louis locks doors on the new national assembly.

Tea was, in no way, related to the french revolution. Cake was not either.

Arm yourself with pitchforks on the next revolution! Well, not really. The best thing to arm yourself with now for revolutions in the present is AK-47s and RPG-7s.

Guillotines get a feature in the horror movies, which is pretty good. BECAUSE THEY ARE HORRIBLE.

What I thought the whole time on the french revolution was "THINK OF THE CHILDREN"

 Napoleon Bonaparte is very very awesome, because he used artillery in an awesome way! PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW! The end!