Captain Hook had an astonishing death because of crocodiles..... Wait, director? It was captain cook? DARNIT.
Captain Cook destroyed the culture of a lot of really really nice Aboriginies.
Kipling has one mustache!
Cook was killed for some religious reason LOL! NOT REALLY!
There is a problem with Cook's death, I MEAN IT IS WRONG! IT IS A MYTH!
Cook is one cranky captain.
Cook got cranky after hawaiians stole from his ships, so he decided to kill ALL OF THEM.
He got killed in return Lawl.
Normally, if a person sails to a place with a tribe, they think he's a god.
LOL, that was really weird.
Hawaiians were pretty much the good guys from my point of view.
Australia had a lot of success for a colony, a lot of people went to it!
Captain cook was good at not giving his crew lots of scurvy! Scurvy scurvy scurvy!
Cook determined that austraila did not exist.
Scurvy is terrible, your skin starts peeling off and blood goes everywhere and..... It's better if I don't describe it any more.
Europeans take a lot of money from other people.
Cook landed in hawaii, in Kealakekua Bay to explore the islands.
NO GODS ARE KILLED IN HAWAIIAN RELIGION.
Cook got in a firefight after some natives stole his boat. He died in that firefight.
Is cook good or bad? Tell me in the comments, as always.
Europeans got obsessed with weird stuff, like cool new countries, and they brought lots of stuff with them, including religion, stuff and finally, EUROPEANS.
Captain Cook did a really controversial thing! Do you know what it is? DYING.
Cook was awesome in himself, he FOUND HAWAII!
One of my friends left me for hawaii and he had an Xbox! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO
Now I only kinda like hawaii!!
Cook mapped the cost of Australia, I'm not sure if they got to the New Zealand.
Do you want to look like kipling? Use a fake mustache. It really looks like him.
Kipling has circular glasses.
Why was Cook killed??????? I don't even know!
Do you want to drive away Lono? Lol do you know how?
Cook is really cool, because he was good at not giving his crew scurvy.
Native Hawaiians are thought not to be smart, but they are extremely smart, do you see their houses?
If you catch a place on fire, you should pay with 2 hatchets! Yeah! It's really a great idea, it's really good! (SARCASM ALERT!)
There is a lot of disease in europe, which spread to hawaii, which is a problem for the native hawaiians. Poor hawaiians. They didn't deserve it, you evil europeans.
I LOVE HAWAII! Stereotype hawaii is weird, with all these cocktail bars and all these pineapples and all these coconut cups!
Crocodiles did not kill Captain Cook.
There are lots of Historian Feuds based on Captain Cook, because of his unexplainable death, which we all think we have the answers to.
Do you want to know what happened? Ask the hawaiians, they know!
LOL not really. I'm not sure. Maybe.
WE DID IT! WE FINALLY TALKED ABOUT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND! HUZZAH! Well duh, we did.
LOL scurvy. I actually should not be laughing. Scurvy hurts. IT IS PAINFUL HURRRRTS OH MY GAWD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOO MY SKIN IS PEELING OFF OH MAI GAWD MAKE THIS HORRIBLE THING STOP OH MY GAWD PLS PLS OH MY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "Dead"
And that is how you die if you do not eat fruits or veggies. YOU ARE ONE BIG IDIOT IF YOU DONT EAT VITAMIN C!
The hawaiians like to beat people up when they are related to a god. LOL not really.
Captain Cook's death was awesome, and it was not via Crocodiles.
AUSTRALIA IS REAL! WOOHOO! LOL. No really. Captain Cook did not believe in australia until he saw it for himself. He never went to antarctica though.
Do you like the weird birds and marsupials around this place? Well this is the reason. THEY WERE TAKEN FROM AUSTRALIA.
Natives are not Half Devil and Half Child. That's just racist.
Kealakekua Bay! The weirdest name ever.
The hawaiians decided that Captain Cook was a selfish guy, so they KILLED HIM. Serves him right.
The hawaiian king gets killed in the Makahiki. Is that how to spell it?
Islands Of History. A book that is full of crap. IT IS TRUE.
Do you want to read Islands Of History? Well it's fine... but don't believe it.
Lono is associated with fertility, but Cook mostly brought famine.
So, for the last sentence for this post, Cook does not equal Lono. The End.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Seven Years War
Wars always have a fair bit of death.
The Seven Years war lasted 7 years.
The Seven Years War was fought between the british and the french.
The British and the French were supported by the native americans.
The British defeated the French and captured the city of Quebec.
The British commander General Wolf's death was immortalized in a painting.
General Wolf was known as one of the most handsome Generals.
Europeans didn't know that the Natives were raising crops.
Europeans decided that it was O.K that they could just take the land from the Natives.
In general the Natives got along better with the french.
The Seven Years war was fought to end slavery.
Plague Victims have lots of troubles.
Native Americans Participated a lot in English wars.
The europeans decided that it was OK to take a lot of land.
Jesuits tried to turn Natives into christianity.
The british lost more men to disease than war.
British wanted lots of territory.
The Black Hole was a place where Indians threw their prisoners in.
Mmmmmmm..... Bubbles.
Do you want generals to have the bad last words and Plague Victims to have the good last words? Tell me in the comments.
Maria Theresa was awesome. You should look her up. Seriously.
How long did the seven years war last? If you said 23 years, you are not completely wrong.
American Indians fought each other when they sided with different countries, they love guns, and they love bows.
18th century war is really seriously weird. George Washington was captured and released in a battle for some weird reason.
There are only are a few wars known to be longer than the Seven Years War.
Including............ The Hundred Years war and the War in Afghanistan.
The French lost the Seven Years War.
Seven years is pretty long for a war.
The Last words of plague victims is usually "Ugggggggggggggggghhhhh."
The French and the British were enemies.
Washington fired the first shot at the battle for fort necessity.
Native farming was different from european farming.
French like trading, like me in Team Fortress 2.
The East India Company was very successful, it had lots of troops.
Robert Clive was not very likeable.
The British had control of the trade in bengal, which gave them a better advantage against the French.
The French sold Louisiana to the americans in 1803.
Pillaging the countryside is very common for soldiers.
There are a lot of explosions in wars.
Mortally wounded generals usually have great last words, compared to the last words of plague victims.
The hundred year's war lasted more than 100 years.
The french were fighting the prussians, The British fought the Austrians.
British wanted land, french wanted trade.
General Wolf and General Montcolm (NO IDEA TO SPELL LAWL) both died in the same war.
Generals have great last words, like lets go to asgard and have some ham.
THE UNITED STATES FOUGHT ITSELF! North fought south. Forever. JK. Of course.
They fought for slaves. The north said slaves were wrong, and the south said nope. You make your decision.
The seven years war is pretty much a continuation of the war for austrian succession.
The British hated the French and the French hated the British. The British captured India, they made the East India Company, and then they went on the great hunt for saltpeter! After that, indians found out about pork in their weapons. And then the GREAT BIG GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG GREAT BIG rebellion started. But there were still signs of rebellion before that. I don't know why I am talking about this, I've been playing too much Age of empires lately, dood.
World War 1 was probably the seven years war, according to Winston Churchill.
The British fought the Austrians, which was pretty weird, considering that their number 1 enemy was France.
French owned trading posts in land, but when the British came, they were all like
Je ne veux pas le maudit britanniques dans ma ville ! Thank you babylon, for your English to French translator.
The French love trade! J'aime le commerce plus que tout au monde fous.
Napoleon was the one who sold louisiana! Hi Thomas Jefferson ! Voulez-vous la Louisiane? Oui. Oui ! Il est tellement bon marché ! Achetez-le !
I am the french master. Not really. Spy! Le medic est un espion.
Some of the british were actually americans. Like George Washington. 18th century war is really weird sometimes, it's really really really DARN WEEEEEEIRD.
Different tribes supported different countries.
European women sometimes preferred to stay with the native tribes instead of getting rescued.
The Epicness of The Seven Years War was weird. AMAZING BECAUSE OF AMAZINGNESS.
18th century war was super weird.
Europeans took a whole lotta land. It was kewl. Until they stole Native American's land! HOW COULD YOU YOU EVEN PSYCHO KICK?! What does that even mean I do not know but Pls forgeev me.
There was a lot of death, and more death. AND MOAR DEATH IN THE SEVEN YEARS WAR!
Don't insult Emissaries. They will report to their prince who will attack you and attack you and ATTACK YOU!
The East India Company was horrifying. And Horrible. They had their own army and they loved Saltpeter. Crazy fellows! Oh noes! I played too much Age Of Empires, sorry!
Winning is Losing and Losing Is Winning. Such is life and Such is history. OR IS IT? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!
The Seven Years war lasted 7 years.
The Seven Years War was fought between the british and the french.
The British and the French were supported by the native americans.
The British defeated the French and captured the city of Quebec.
The British commander General Wolf's death was immortalized in a painting.
General Wolf was known as one of the most handsome Generals.
Europeans didn't know that the Natives were raising crops.
Europeans decided that it was O.K that they could just take the land from the Natives.
In general the Natives got along better with the french.
The Seven Years war was fought to end slavery.
Plague Victims have lots of troubles.
Native Americans Participated a lot in English wars.
The europeans decided that it was OK to take a lot of land.
Jesuits tried to turn Natives into christianity.
The british lost more men to disease than war.
British wanted lots of territory.
The Black Hole was a place where Indians threw their prisoners in.
Mmmmmmm..... Bubbles.
Do you want generals to have the bad last words and Plague Victims to have the good last words? Tell me in the comments.
Maria Theresa was awesome. You should look her up. Seriously.
How long did the seven years war last? If you said 23 years, you are not completely wrong.
American Indians fought each other when they sided with different countries, they love guns, and they love bows.
18th century war is really seriously weird. George Washington was captured and released in a battle for some weird reason.
There are only are a few wars known to be longer than the Seven Years War.
Including............ The Hundred Years war and the War in Afghanistan.
The French lost the Seven Years War.
Seven years is pretty long for a war.
The Last words of plague victims is usually "Ugggggggggggggggghhhhh."
The French and the British were enemies.
Washington fired the first shot at the battle for fort necessity.
Native farming was different from european farming.
French like trading, like me in Team Fortress 2.
The East India Company was very successful, it had lots of troops.
Robert Clive was not very likeable.
The British had control of the trade in bengal, which gave them a better advantage against the French.
The French sold Louisiana to the americans in 1803.
Pillaging the countryside is very common for soldiers.
There are a lot of explosions in wars.
Mortally wounded generals usually have great last words, compared to the last words of plague victims.
The hundred year's war lasted more than 100 years.
The french were fighting the prussians, The British fought the Austrians.
British wanted land, french wanted trade.
General Wolf and General Montcolm (NO IDEA TO SPELL LAWL) both died in the same war.
Generals have great last words, like lets go to asgard and have some ham.
THE UNITED STATES FOUGHT ITSELF! North fought south. Forever. JK. Of course.
They fought for slaves. The north said slaves were wrong, and the south said nope. You make your decision.
The seven years war is pretty much a continuation of the war for austrian succession.
The British hated the French and the French hated the British. The British captured India, they made the East India Company, and then they went on the great hunt for saltpeter! After that, indians found out about pork in their weapons. And then the GREAT BIG GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG GREAT BIG rebellion started. But there were still signs of rebellion before that. I don't know why I am talking about this, I've been playing too much Age of empires lately, dood.
World War 1 was probably the seven years war, according to Winston Churchill.
The British fought the Austrians, which was pretty weird, considering that their number 1 enemy was France.
French owned trading posts in land, but when the British came, they were all like
Je ne veux pas le maudit britanniques dans ma ville ! Thank you babylon, for your English to French translator.
The French love trade! J'aime le commerce plus que tout au monde fous.
Napoleon was the one who sold louisiana! Hi Thomas Jefferson ! Voulez-vous la Louisiane? Oui. Oui ! Il est tellement bon marché ! Achetez-le !
I am the french master. Not really. Spy! Le medic est un espion.
Some of the british were actually americans. Like George Washington. 18th century war is really weird sometimes, it's really really really DARN WEEEEEEIRD.
Different tribes supported different countries.
European women sometimes preferred to stay with the native tribes instead of getting rescued.
The Epicness of The Seven Years War was weird. AMAZING BECAUSE OF AMAZINGNESS.
18th century war was super weird.
Europeans took a whole lotta land. It was kewl. Until they stole Native American's land! HOW COULD YOU YOU EVEN PSYCHO KICK?! What does that even mean I do not know but Pls forgeev me.
There was a lot of death, and more death. AND MOAR DEATH IN THE SEVEN YEARS WAR!
Don't insult Emissaries. They will report to their prince who will attack you and attack you and ATTACK YOU!
The East India Company was horrifying. And Horrible. They had their own army and they loved Saltpeter. Crazy fellows! Oh noes! I played too much Age Of Empires, sorry!
Winning is Losing and Losing Is Winning. Such is life and Such is history. OR IS IT? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Monday, August 13, 2012
SPANEESH EMPAIRE
The aztecs had an emperor and some nobles.
The aztecs are known about their ripping out hearts thing.
The aztecs thought that the world could end any second and they must sacrifice lots and lots of humans so it won't happen.
The incas are older than the aztecs.
Spanish wanted gold. GOLD! GAAAWLD!
Japanese love silver.
Japaneese and Chinese liked silver, it was precious.
Spanish love Precious metal, and the spanish were even willing to destroy 2 empires to get what they wanted.
Human Sacrifice kinda makes sense.
THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012 EVERYONE! OH NO! WAIT IT HASN'T! OH NO IT WILL END IN 2013!
Ferdinand Magellan died in the country he decided to discover. After a HUGE battle, he got hit by a spear in his arm, and then he got swarmed by bolo using maniacs.
Ferdinand wanted to convert Filipinos into Christianity. Big mistake. Filipinos believe what they want.
Aztec religion believed that Apocalypse!
By the way, Zane's answer to everything is Tornado Of Creation?
Spanish Mines produced 150,000 tons of silver through it's history.
Spain didn't benefit much from silver.
Spain loved to destroy kingdoms, specifically because of getting treasure.
The holy roman empire is a great name! It names something that wasn't holy, wasn't roman, and wasn't an empire!
Chinese printed paper money,
Chinese coins were made out of copper or bronze.
The 16th century was pretty good.
The Olmecs was a very old old old old old old old old old old old old old old OLD empire. OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD.......................................................
Gods love munching on human hearts. No really. In the Aztec religion they do.
TEOHITUCA- Teohee- The- GRAAH! ITS SO HARD TO SPELL TEOTIHUACAN! Wait... Oh, good.
Aztecs lived in mexico, which is close to america, Incas lived a little further away.
The Aztecs formed out of a alliance between the 3 cities of Texcoco, Tlacop'an and none other than Tenochtitlan.
The Aztecs were probably the best at architecture of all of the american empires.
The Olmecs were pretty old. OLD. The Mayans were also pretty old.
Tenochtitlan had a lot of water routes just like Venice.
Every male peasant under Incan control had to do unpaid work for a specified time each year.
The Viceroyalty of Spain covered most of north america and The Viceroyalty of Peru covered almost all of south america.
Mercury is used to refine silver ore.
Spanish Silver Pesos were made the De Facto currency of spain.
Charles was the leader of the holy roman empire.
William Shakespeare loved to write about wars and stuff.
Silk was sold for silver.
The ming dynasty was busy making a huge wall, and then they were conquered by the manchus. NOT THE FU MANCHUS.
Precious Metals and People were offered to the gods of the Aztecs.
The Conquistadors didn't find what they wanted, they found something slightly less valuable. Close enough.
Conquistadors are Spanish, of course, which means Spanish owned most of America.
Ferdinand was Charles' son.
Philip got all the Spanish stuff, like North America, South America and The Philippines. NOT A COINCIDENCE.
Spanish got lots of silver lol.
The Aztec Chinampas are water gardens.
The Incas were on a far side of south america.
Most of the spanish aristocrats ran some farms.
Mountains made out of silver. The incas have it.
In south america, it's less expensive to use incas instead of slaves in mining.
But that's wrong. Lots of Incas died in the operation of mining silver.
YAY SILVER!
The Ming Government spent too much on stuff.
Gold is normally the topic of people going crazy for a metal, but silver is another story.
The Columbian Exchange is quite a bad time. FOR THE NATIVE AMERICANS! They always got the diseases, and the death, and that kinda stuff. Columbus is so selfish. CAPITALISM SUCKS!
We used to have never seen a Tomato or a Catfish or that kind of thing. Very sad, very sad. I love tomatoes. They give me my awesome pizza and that kind of stuff! Spaghetti too! I LOVE SPAGHETTI, PIZZA AND DAT KIND OF EETALIAN STUFF! YUMMA YUMMA YUM!
Best way to spread disease? Fighting! The cuts, and that kind of thing. The bacteria gets inside the cuts, and lo and behold, you got smallpox. I'm glad it's eliminated. I still got the shot though, WHAT GIVES?!
Oh, and I should call the Native Americans Americans. They were the first there, they should be called Americans and we should be call stupid Brits. But seriously, we made the american's lives suck.
Everything is a bummer in the old days. When people move into countries, they usually bring the stupid horrible stuff that they had along the way, which is pretty crappy.
Would you try to please your gods through human sacrifice, if so, then I think you should see someone. Maybe the Psychologist. IF YOU SACRIFICE HIM, THEN I THINK YOU NEED TO BE KILLED.
Human Sacrifice makes a little sense if you think that the world's going to end. So I guess we shouldn't hate them too much. WE SHOULD HATE DISEASE! We all hate disease! Horray! So we can ally and defeat disease in a war where it's humans vs disease, which is technically a chemical war, if you think about it long enough.
If you played Serious Sam: The Second Encounter then I guess you know about South America! If not, then go play it. If you don't want to, then shame on you.
The aztecs are known about their ripping out hearts thing.
The aztecs thought that the world could end any second and they must sacrifice lots and lots of humans so it won't happen.
The incas are older than the aztecs.
Spanish wanted gold. GOLD! GAAAWLD!
Japanese love silver.
Japaneese and Chinese liked silver, it was precious.
Spanish love Precious metal, and the spanish were even willing to destroy 2 empires to get what they wanted.
Human Sacrifice kinda makes sense.
THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012 EVERYONE! OH NO! WAIT IT HASN'T! OH NO IT WILL END IN 2013!
Ferdinand Magellan died in the country he decided to discover. After a HUGE battle, he got hit by a spear in his arm, and then he got swarmed by bolo using maniacs.
Ferdinand wanted to convert Filipinos into Christianity. Big mistake. Filipinos believe what they want.
Aztec religion believed that Apocalypse!
By the way, Zane's answer to everything is Tornado Of Creation?
Spanish Mines produced 150,000 tons of silver through it's history.
Spain didn't benefit much from silver.
Spain loved to destroy kingdoms, specifically because of getting treasure.
The holy roman empire is a great name! It names something that wasn't holy, wasn't roman, and wasn't an empire!
Chinese printed paper money,
Chinese coins were made out of copper or bronze.
The 16th century was pretty good.
The Olmecs was a very old old old old old old old old old old old old old old OLD empire. OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD.......................................................
Gods love munching on human hearts. No really. In the Aztec religion they do.
TEOHITUCA- Teohee- The- GRAAH! ITS SO HARD TO SPELL TEOTIHUACAN! Wait... Oh, good.
Aztecs lived in mexico, which is close to america, Incas lived a little further away.
The Aztecs formed out of a alliance between the 3 cities of Texcoco, Tlacop'an and none other than Tenochtitlan.
The Aztecs were probably the best at architecture of all of the american empires.
The Olmecs were pretty old. OLD. The Mayans were also pretty old.
Tenochtitlan had a lot of water routes just like Venice.
Every male peasant under Incan control had to do unpaid work for a specified time each year.
The Viceroyalty of Spain covered most of north america and The Viceroyalty of Peru covered almost all of south america.
Mercury is used to refine silver ore.
Spanish Silver Pesos were made the De Facto currency of spain.
Charles was the leader of the holy roman empire.
William Shakespeare loved to write about wars and stuff.
Silk was sold for silver.
The ming dynasty was busy making a huge wall, and then they were conquered by the manchus. NOT THE FU MANCHUS.
Precious Metals and People were offered to the gods of the Aztecs.
The Conquistadors didn't find what they wanted, they found something slightly less valuable. Close enough.
Conquistadors are Spanish, of course, which means Spanish owned most of America.
Ferdinand was Charles' son.
Philip got all the Spanish stuff, like North America, South America and The Philippines. NOT A COINCIDENCE.
Spanish got lots of silver lol.
The Aztec Chinampas are water gardens.
The Incas were on a far side of south america.
Most of the spanish aristocrats ran some farms.
Mountains made out of silver. The incas have it.
In south america, it's less expensive to use incas instead of slaves in mining.
But that's wrong. Lots of Incas died in the operation of mining silver.
YAY SILVER!
The Ming Government spent too much on stuff.
Gold is normally the topic of people going crazy for a metal, but silver is another story.
The Columbian Exchange is quite a bad time. FOR THE NATIVE AMERICANS! They always got the diseases, and the death, and that kinda stuff. Columbus is so selfish. CAPITALISM SUCKS!
We used to have never seen a Tomato or a Catfish or that kind of thing. Very sad, very sad. I love tomatoes. They give me my awesome pizza and that kind of stuff! Spaghetti too! I LOVE SPAGHETTI, PIZZA AND DAT KIND OF EETALIAN STUFF! YUMMA YUMMA YUM!
Best way to spread disease? Fighting! The cuts, and that kind of thing. The bacteria gets inside the cuts, and lo and behold, you got smallpox. I'm glad it's eliminated. I still got the shot though, WHAT GIVES?!
Oh, and I should call the Native Americans Americans. They were the first there, they should be called Americans and we should be call stupid Brits. But seriously, we made the american's lives suck.
Everything is a bummer in the old days. When people move into countries, they usually bring the stupid horrible stuff that they had along the way, which is pretty crappy.
Would you try to please your gods through human sacrifice, if so, then I think you should see someone. Maybe the Psychologist. IF YOU SACRIFICE HIM, THEN I THINK YOU NEED TO BE KILLED.
Human Sacrifice makes a little sense if you think that the world's going to end. So I guess we shouldn't hate them too much. WE SHOULD HATE DISEASE! We all hate disease! Horray! So we can ally and defeat disease in a war where it's humans vs disease, which is technically a chemical war, if you think about it long enough.
If you played Serious Sam: The Second Encounter then I guess you know about South America! If not, then go play it. If you don't want to, then shame on you.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Atlantic Slave Trade
Slaves normally only had 4 square feet of space. You can draw that on a blackboard. So you should feel sorry for these people. They are not animals. They were treated like animals though. Luckily, Abe fixed that and The South had to change too. Even if that meant a huge war between them. You can choose who were the good guys, but the north were pretty nice.
Slavery started early in history, but not as early as our hunter-gatherer great great etc grandparents.
Slaves were sold, and they were treated like cattle, they were branded on the cheek.
Slaves did a lot of housework, crafting and even sailing, but they mostly worked in farms. When they farmed sugar cane, they had handrollers that you could get your hand easily stuck in. When that happens...... Well......................
Slave is an overused word. VERY OVERUSED.
Slaves made up 30% of the total population of rome.
Americans traded for slaves, they didn't just raid villages and steal the slaves.
Slaves were traded for metal tools and guns.
Slaves normally worked at sugar press houses for about 48 hours a day. OOPS. 48 HOURS IS LONGER THAN A DAY.
Chattle slavery is when slaves are movable property.
Slaves are removed from the culture, life and greatness of their country. They were also dehumanized.
Some people want to be slaves.
You might be one of those many people who are slaves, working for a CEO of a company and studying at a school. Do you want to change that? Make your own company. But working for someone is a good start!
Sugar Press houses are very hot.
The average lifespan of a slave on the sugar plantation was 23 years.
Slave owners were calculating that if the slaves were healthy they would have children and the slave owners could sell them!
Slavery, really? Ain't funny. Can't make any jokes. Their folk songs were amazing too, and there are lots of folk stories too, that cheered them up during their capped time. I mean, why were the southerners so mean? Buying people isn't allowed anymore so please don't buy someone! Except when NO.
Slaves were property. Of course! They WERE, but now they aren't, because we freed them. Yay! You're free now slaves! Thrive, and have fun!
Slaves didn't have much space when being delivered to the Americas! Oh noes! That's boring, mean and most importantly uncomfortable. No jokes. NO JOKES!
There were no toilets in the ships, so they had to crap inside the box. And no, there isn't a poop joke in there somewhere, because this whole thing is too damn depressing!
If you're happy that slaves were freed, then good for you! Yay! But if you're unhappy, then shame on you! SHAME ON YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FEEL SO RELAXED!
Slavery started early in history, but not as early as our hunter-gatherer great great etc grandparents.
Slaves were sold, and they were treated like cattle, they were branded on the cheek.
Slaves did a lot of housework, crafting and even sailing, but they mostly worked in farms. When they farmed sugar cane, they had handrollers that you could get your hand easily stuck in. When that happens...... Well......................
Slave is an overused word. VERY OVERUSED.
Slaves made up 30% of the total population of rome.
Americans traded for slaves, they didn't just raid villages and steal the slaves.
Slaves were traded for metal tools and guns.
Slaves normally worked at sugar press houses for about 48 hours a day. OOPS. 48 HOURS IS LONGER THAN A DAY.
Chattle slavery is when slaves are movable property.
Slaves are removed from the culture, life and greatness of their country. They were also dehumanized.
Some people want to be slaves.
You might be one of those many people who are slaves, working for a CEO of a company and studying at a school. Do you want to change that? Make your own company. But working for someone is a good start!
Sugar Press houses are very hot.
The average lifespan of a slave on the sugar plantation was 23 years.
Slave owners were calculating that if the slaves were healthy they would have children and the slave owners could sell them!
Slavery, really? Ain't funny. Can't make any jokes. Their folk songs were amazing too, and there are lots of folk stories too, that cheered them up during their capped time. I mean, why were the southerners so mean? Buying people isn't allowed anymore so please don't buy someone! Except when NO.
Slaves were property. Of course! They WERE, but now they aren't, because we freed them. Yay! You're free now slaves! Thrive, and have fun!
Slaves didn't have much space when being delivered to the Americas! Oh noes! That's boring, mean and most importantly uncomfortable. No jokes. NO JOKES!
There were no toilets in the ships, so they had to crap inside the box. And no, there isn't a poop joke in there somewhere, because this whole thing is too damn depressing!
If you're happy that slaves were freed, then good for you! Yay! But if you're unhappy, then shame on you! SHAME ON YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FEEL SO RELAXED!
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