Capitalism just turns men into wolves! Nah.
Capitalism is about efficiency! But capitalism is a greatly argued thing, so I can't take all sides. So if you are going to make some hurtful comments, just get out man. Get the (AWESOME CENSOR) out.
You lose your life is you get attacked by pirates. But if you have more ships, then you have less chance of being attacked, because pirates are scared of tough people!
Capitalism and the Industrial Revolution are not related, they helped each other happen.
Make more crops! Especially clovers, they make nitrogen!
Obesity has become a bigger killer than starvation! OH NOES! Don't overeat men! And you, women.
Most Tenant farmers lost their jobs during capitalism. But David Tennant just decided to steal a time-travelling TARDIS and travelled the heck outta there.
Capitalism isn't without it's problems. But communism has more problems. Nazism, I just don't know.
Capitalism is an economic system.
Capitalism is good for money!
Mercantile Capitalists lose everything if they get invaded by pirates. Money is their life!
Capitalism is kinda miserable.
Once farmers invested in better products, they could make more crops.
We have too much stuff now, before we had too little.
When factories started, people started to go to them and work, work, WORK!
Manufactured goods are more abundant than natural goods!
Communism may seem good, but it's bad. HORRIBLE! It never works. But if we could actually do something like this, then maybe we could live in peace! What do you like better, capitalism or communism. Tell me below in the comments!
Karl Marx has a really big beard!
Mau Zedong did not have a beard. HE WAS INFERIOR! Karl Marx is boss. His beard is boss.
We need competition! So I think we need some more capitalism, dontcha think?
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Capitalism is wonderful. It's like, why write blogs if I can buy a good blog-writer bot. But I don't do that. Because they don't exist. But imagine if blog-writing bots do exist.
Then I would buy a blog-writing bot that makes my blogs! Even if it costs a lot, It would still save me good energy. That's exactly what capitalism is. I would unemploy myself as blog writer and get my blog-writing bot to do the job!
Child labor is weird. There is less child labor now, the only labor children do is paper-throwing.
Oh, and I can invest in a blog-reading machine. So now you will be unemployed, blog reader! Oh wait, they aren't invented yet. You live another day, reader!
We need more cheaper food! But importing changes that. They're all like "Hey we gave you food from our country so you gotta pay more haha."
I love food!
Merchantile Capitalism was a global phenomenon! It was awesome! We buy stuff, and sell it at a higher price! Oh and BTW, I bought a T.A.R.D.I.S today! So, random reader, that's why your girlfriend broke up with you. And I went back in time to write this. I actually live in the future. What year? You mean what month. December 21. I ran away before that. So, fellow reader, pack your things, the world ends in December 21.
Grain had low prices in capitalism.
Dutch had chronic problems, not sure why. That's why they need clovers. BTW, leprechauns say "Whoa, I just got this pot o' gold! I don't know where to put it. Blimey, maybe I'd put it under this beacon of many colors, I say!"
Today is the Islamic New Year! Horray! Well, I just chose a random holiday. Guess I got lucky.
Oh and I forgot to tell you that I got away from that spirit. Just played dead. Oh crap there he i
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WE.BROKE.U.AGAIN
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